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Dear Fake Steve, I finally get it. I know how much you think I hate your book, but now I don't. I'm on a flight to Dallas (I hate Texas, although I have no justification for it), sitting in first...

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Dear Miguel from Holland

You have just succeeded at something that I doubt you were trying to do. You made me cry. I don’t actually blame you. I read your comment on the “I love my life” post. I do feel lucky to have seen the...

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Dear Comcast

Your DVR sucks. I was at a friend's house for an election party. We were watching CNN. There was a countdown to the west coast polls closing. Excitement was in the air. Great anticipation was building...

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Dear Seth MacFarlane

Saw your Hulu commercial tonight. Actually, I Tivoed past your commercial. I didn’t know who you were. But there was something about you that made me rewind and watch the commercial. And no, it wasn’t...

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Dear Dr. Alex

I just read your article, Why The Smartest People Have The Toughest Time Dating and I think you have me pegged. It is true that dating gets a back seat to work. I like to think that if I were in an...

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Dear Matt Damon

Did you lose a bet? Did George Clooney put you up to this? Was this your Theron Moment? Is this the new right of passage? You must be secure in your sex appeal, because that movie is putting a cramp in...

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Geeks drive girls out of Computer Science

I’ve been a voyeur into a discussion between teachers about how geeks drive girls out of computer science. Here are some of my thoughts on the subject and how teachers, boys, and girls themselves, can...

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Dear Meine Kleine Schwester,

Now that I’ve spent a few years testing out online dating, I just wanted to share a few of the lessons I’ve learned along the way, in hopes that you will learn from my mistakes. 1. Don’t give him your...

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